Do not pass go, do not collect $200 – go straight to SP Jail

We are back in Sp Jail. Just finish 2 days of exam and I am totally sleep deprived. Classes have stared and everyone has quickly resumed their roles:

1. coco of coco's - Girish [Will give a lecture on how to find a wife who's loving enough to make great egg sandwiches each morning]
2. Light - Zoeb [Will give a lecture on how to stay invisible and top the class]
3. Sound - Sharad [Will give a lecture on how to translate Contact 1 lecture CDs, compressed using SPJIMR's super-advanced technology, from whistling sounds to English]
4. Bak bak - Shobhana [Will give a lecture on the iFlex-E&Y Magic Quadrant]
5. Entertainment - Ashok [and the ‘art of sleeping, alt class Sleep-asana in Dinesh's room
6. Concentration - Wasim [Will give a lecture on how to sleep with your eyes open and not get caught]
7. Information/research - Ivor [Will give a lecture on How to enhance shareholder value by surfing in class]
8. Spiritual - Kiran [Will give a lecture on how to see no evil, talk no evil, think no evil]
9. Lunch/Dinner - prashant [Will give a lecture on how eating alone improves digestion]
10. Fed-ex - Charles [Will give a lecture on how to get free DHL watches]
11. Time - Sheenam [Will give a lecture on priorities in time management and the importance of a sound breakfast as compared to the importance of the lecture]
12. Co-ordination - Patvir [Will give a lecture on the co-ordination factors between MRP and India's nuclear policy and porn]
13. Partying - Gaju [Will give a lecture on how to party till 5 am and yet manage to convince Prof Mon(e)y that he was sick
14. Question of the day - Manish [Will give a lecture on how to ask random tangential questions during each lecture]
15. Sweet Love - Dinesh [longevity and durability or what I learnt in Ashok and Girsh's room last night]
16. Weight Control - Rajkumar [Will give a lecture on how to hog Uday's rich food and still lose weight]
17. Jokes - Arvind -[lecture on sending a constant stream of Santa-Banta jokes throughout all lectures]
18. Alt Light - Joytisman

awesome

This is not mine, just what someone forwarded, but it's awesome so i'm putting it here.

(With that low monotonous Detective voice) I was sitting in my office when a case came in. So I finished two bottles from it.I was tough, so tough I wore my clothes out from the inside.Suddenly a tall blonde walked past my window. I knew she was tall because I was on the second floor.The phone rang and I knew something was wrong. I didn't have a phone.It was a girl and she was in trouble. I knew she was, 'cause she said so.I raced down the stairs and called a cab. The cab stopped with a jerk.Then the jerk got out and I got in.We took the corner at hundred kilometres per hour, but a cop stoppedUs and told us to put the corner back.We kept on the pavement, because there was a sign that said:"Keep Death Off Our Roads".Then we were out of the city. I knew it, because we were not hitting so many pedestrians.As we came to her house, she greeted me with a burning kiss.Then she Took the cigarette out and kissed me again.She pointed two thirty-eights at me. She also had a gun.She had the most beautiful blonde hair I have ever seen - hanging from her left nostril.She had teeth like the ten commandments - all broken.She also had the most beautiful eyes - so beautiful that the one eye could not stop looking at the other one.There was a man on the floor. He had stab wounds in his heart, bullet wounds in his head and his wrists were slashed.He was dead.I said: "Lady, if this man was alive, he sure would be ill".So I took her for a drive to calm her nerves.Suddenly a brick came flying through the window and hit her on the left breast - breaking three of my fingers.We had a flat tyre, so I pumped and she pumped and I pumped.Then we got out and fixed the flat tyre.Then I took her home and as I was kissing her goodnight, her father opened the door and stepped on my back, almost breaking it.As I was giving her a final good-night kiss, she closed her legs and broke my nose.Now I am more careful on my assignments.

Rashmee?

My brother and i were sitting in the hall and he pointed to the above painting and said that whenever he looked at this painting, he was reminded of Rashmee. He said that Gauri had painted this after she met Rashmee and he figured that she was the subconscious inspiration for this painting. i looked closely and there is defiantly some resemblance. You be the judge.

"Feign ignorance"

Yesterday, I dropped my new PDA phone- I am still very cross at myself for the sheer carelessness. When I told Rashmee – she suggested that I should feign ignorance as to how the phone got spoilt – I told her that I didn’t have the requisite body parts nor the smile to make that excuse fly!!!
This morning I went to the dealer to give the phone for repair. As I entered the store I saw that the proprietor was on a stool –facing the make shift temple and praying – so I waited…
She turned around and even as she heard me tell her that I had dropped my phone – she says’ don’t tell them that, just say you have no idea what happened!!!” and turned right back and continued her prayers!!!!
Do women do a course which we men have no idea about?

in school in earnest

I spent all weekend at home -studying. The last time I studied for a whole weekend must have been in 1986 – TYBcomm- that was a life time ago!!! It was quite a battle - a battle against sunday napping and lazying, boredom and TV addiction.
We did manage to finish 80% of what we set out to do, but my Sunday evening i was ready to go out -even if it meant for a walk.
Fortunately Neera was also at a loose end so met her for a coffee.