Do not pass go, do not collect $200 – go straight to SP Jail

We are back in Sp Jail. Just finish 2 days of exam and I am totally sleep deprived. Classes have stared and everyone has quickly resumed their roles:

1. coco of coco's - Girish [Will give a lecture on how to find a wife who's loving enough to make great egg sandwiches each morning]
2. Light - Zoeb [Will give a lecture on how to stay invisible and top the class]
3. Sound - Sharad [Will give a lecture on how to translate Contact 1 lecture CDs, compressed using SPJIMR's super-advanced technology, from whistling sounds to English]
4. Bak bak - Shobhana [Will give a lecture on the iFlex-E&Y Magic Quadrant]
5. Entertainment - Ashok [and the ‘art of sleeping, alt class Sleep-asana in Dinesh's room
6. Concentration - Wasim [Will give a lecture on how to sleep with your eyes open and not get caught]
7. Information/research - Ivor [Will give a lecture on How to enhance shareholder value by surfing in class]
8. Spiritual - Kiran [Will give a lecture on how to see no evil, talk no evil, think no evil]
9. Lunch/Dinner - prashant [Will give a lecture on how eating alone improves digestion]
10. Fed-ex - Charles [Will give a lecture on how to get free DHL watches]
11. Time - Sheenam [Will give a lecture on priorities in time management and the importance of a sound breakfast as compared to the importance of the lecture]
12. Co-ordination - Patvir [Will give a lecture on the co-ordination factors between MRP and India's nuclear policy and porn]
13. Partying - Gaju [Will give a lecture on how to party till 5 am and yet manage to convince Prof Mon(e)y that he was sick
14. Question of the day - Manish [Will give a lecture on how to ask random tangential questions during each lecture]
15. Sweet Love - Dinesh [longevity and durability or what I learnt in Ashok and Girsh's room last night]
16. Weight Control - Rajkumar [Will give a lecture on how to hog Uday's rich food and still lose weight]
17. Jokes - Arvind -[lecture on sending a constant stream of Santa-Banta jokes throughout all lectures]
18. Alt Light - Joytisman